I would call this Anti-PETA ATEP, but as it turns out, ATEP is already a recognized acronym for a group. Specifically something about athletics. For a long time now, PETA has gone out of it’s way to slander, and bully anyone and everyone they can think of in order to get their names out into the limelight.
It has gone so far, that they are now even challenging NINTENDO’s mascot, Mario. Because they are a non-profit orginization nobody wants to try suing them. The intimidation goes so far that many companies targetted try to win the ‘PR’ battle by appologizing for things that they are not doing wrong. Such as Cooking Mama’s apology for not cooking enough vegitarian meals.
Yet PETA wanted more; I read that after that, they still want Cooking Mama to make a veg-pledge for a month. They want a FICTIONAL videogame character to pledge to them that she will not eat meat for a month. This has gone on for far too long and I want to make a new system.
For those of you who may have read the blog this morning; I had a different idea in this article. But, while at work today, I thought of a much better one. We’re going to cook up some trouble with PETA. Maybe we can rage them into having a second aneurism that moves them from just being retarded into being innate.
My original idea was to kill an animal, in a legal manner, for every time PETA goes after someone for attention; but upon further thought, the animals really didn’t do anything wrong, its PETA that’s doing the wrong. So instead, lets fight fire with fire. Lets get together for Plant rights.
Thats right! Those darn vegetarians are violating the plant’s right to live! Plants can’t even defend themselves or run away! Vegetarians take advantage of helpless, utterly defenseless plants. When PETA tries to argue against our eating meat, lets sling back at them about their heinous abuse of plant life with their biased and disgusting diets. If anyone can come up with good quips about plant abuse, leave comments about them. Lets go have some fun at PETA’s expense for a change.